Category: Let's talk
It has to be said that, at this particular point in our time line, the
universe wishes to act something like a carrot.
Why? because it can. It is also a must, and rather strange but true, that
this carrot that we are now featured in, is also totally and utterly without
reason, cause or effect, and everything that is stated above, and below this
line, until the reply, is out of my comprehencion and probably yours as
well.
Given that the author can not understand his own writing, not that he can't
read it you understand, simply that he justdoes not know what will follow,
he is meerly typing for the sake of typing to a board that has just now reached up and shouted at us to speak to it,
and I think I lost the sentence somewhere, so right now, I think I will
start another one.
Like that.
There. That was the sentence, oh, wait, two sentences. You must understand
that, however strange this post is, it was never intended to be turned into
a coffee cup using transfiguration, and then stuck upside down on a black or
white board, but it has happened, and you can see it, at the mount Parnassus
tree of knowledge, if you look hard enough.
It must be noted that, the someone else's problem factor must be featured
somewhere along the line and the universal fish tank of groov street and
associated groov cube that you can find under the largest map of the London
underground three feet under the yard, must be also uncomfortable for it's
unhappy cohort and therefore, sticky dentistry and a vacuume cleaner called
Peepee has just materialised in my house for no apparent reason.
At this point, it is spinning on the spot at approximately 99717 rpm and
rising and the intire building is quaffing backwards at a very alarming
rate!
OK, this is very dangerous, I must now go and attend to the atapi device
currently sitting underneeth the ups which is square and not circular, and
is causing my carpet bag to spin around and around, through a hoop, then to
consequently become totally irrelevant to this intire deflated cassette
deck.
Outside, if you care to look through the wall situated somewhere to the left
and right of you, 50.713 miles away, is an umbridge. This of course is
totally rediculous, as we all know, simply because this sort of thing
doesn't happen on a daily basis, and today is a day, and yesterday and
tomorrow are also days, therefore, everything stated here is of course
unlikely to happen and what with a 10 mb tissue floating just feet above
you're head, you may wish to blow you're nose as loudly as you can, and then
proclaim as quietly as is possible, through a snorcle, "wiz pop!"
Thank you.
Aah, one of the most refreshing posts I've read for weeks, well said.
um, lol?
What the fuck?
that just about sums it up
Wonderful imaginative free form thinking MORE! Please!...Grin..
How the feck do you think like that, if I tried that, my mind would tie itself in knots and ultimately explode..Smile this really needs to be published you could make a fortune out of this...
I think I have a confession to make: I did not understand - well, not everything.
lol I'm confused.
If I may explain! he was introducing inverse disproportion theorem to the power of 7 which in essence attempts to explain, cack handedly in my view, that only things that make no sense can be said to make any sort of sense at all! capitalism is a fantastic example! {Oooooo what can we build with these green paper bricks?} Not just any old structure but an infrastructure! it works on the slightly warped, yet utterly correct assumption, that everybody will be so busy trying to accumulate large piles of this green paper that they'll completely fail to realize what is really going on around them! Just look at the good old United States of America if you don't believe it! Most powerful nation in the world? yep! most stupid man running it!
I'm really not sure now who first stumbled upon the theory either! Some say that Michael J Fox actually did get hit by a bolt of lightning during the filming of Back to the future and that while he was laying recovering from this almighty surge of electricity he was struck by the thought! yet others claim that the seeds of the theory lay much further back in time! They suggest that the original thought process was sparked after the hinds baked beans factory in dusseldorf Germany was accidentally bombed during world war 2 having been mistaken for a pair of charley chaplain's comedy trousers!
The one indisputable fact that we can assatane from it all is that the theory has sunk far deeper into everyday thinking and even events! than we could have possibly predicted! Just consider your electric bill if you will! You may be of the opinion that it is a carefully calculated statement of your quarterly electric consumption: Maybe you are of the thinking that the amount being asked is just an arbitrarily arrived at figure bearing no direct correlation with your usage what so ever! In fact what you are seeing is something that is very factual while at the same time being way beyond your, or anybody else's, comprehension! The point here you must understand is not to baffle you with science! But to leave you baffled by the fact that you are baffled without anybody trying to baffle you! You'll spend so long trying to figure out why your baffled in the first instance that you'll never actually get round to tackling the second instance which, in reality, is the real question! Not that any of that really matters! just pay your electric bills and you'll get by!
The under lying point to all of this of course is that the world can only function while people continue not to think! The moment people do start to think everything goes tits up in a hurry! The World was a much safer place 6 billion years a go and why? Surely that's obvious isn't it? There weren't any people then! Just mull that one over next time your tucking into a bowl of tinned Cornflakes!
Wow. As a not-native speaker I did not understand everything still but I understand way more now. Makes sence to me.
good cause it doesn't to anyone else...
I still think the answer is 42. Ask any dolphin, and if there's no dolphin to ask, call any vegetable. If there are no vegetables to call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, send all your complaints in balloons bought from your nearby discount store. They will be received somewhere twicewise round the world but past the horn. Praise Bob!
LOl yeah.
I'm confused as well! Lol it's OK! basically I get it sorta! at least i know what the plot is Lol
Hehe, don't have time now to contribute properly, but you guys are fantastic! Love it! Tinned cornflakes? Eww...
Ah Yes, tinned cornflakes are the best, well now almost the best for untinned raisin bran flakes are more so a way to go, a wave of the future we could say, even as now we look back and consider how ever did peoples long long ago survive without the most necessary electricity? It is only on further inspection and introspection that we come to realize that candle power and the energy of logs encapsulated in fires are truly the best of living. Electric bills ought to be done away with completely for I know that in a location of a home I maintain that is used only maybe up to 4 weeks at very most per year yet monthly there is the current rate of $6.50. What truly a waste but to turn off service to only reconnect for a month out of the year well, the costs too many to number, besides this gives excuse for a meter reader, one person, to venture on wilderness land every month and in this way we come to know we are not alone and that all is well or else this one, given more so an old world charm of calling on neighbors would give other neighbors in the area to know if something should happen to not be as is always happening… then again almost nothing happens. To know all this and to understand all this we feel that $6.50 a month is very inexpensive price to pay. After all if we were to hire someone to do this as a job, check the place out and all, the fee could easily be three times this amount so we consider ourselves fortunate.
Yes, and if we postulate that string theory has absolutely nothing to do with this paper plate, then we would be denying the fundimental sense of our humanity, just as surely as computer keyboards deny the sense of binary digits being plugged in. The mathematical structure of this world can be explained in the many, many letters of the equation which have been lost and which have taken themselves out of the equasion of their own choosing. I should not write these posts after studying mathematics and listening to hiphop...
And it is because the many many letters of the equation have been lost is why it is are my thots yet and true it is that Yes I could be wrong but then I am given to consider that I am “right on!” at this point in time in my life… Ahh yes where was I? Oh! I remember, in regards to the mathematical structure of this world being able to be explained…. Not only the mathematical structure but the complete and entire structure of this world, why even this universe, that Yes, there is explanation for it and in part due to the fact that Yes, the many many letters of the equation had indeed been shall we say “mysteriously” lost?? For somehow by not having the equation we have been given to consider more so on deeper levels than simple mathematics so …. so very compounded complicated yet so intricacy interwoven into our daily lives and at times so interwoven that oh eck! Oh crumbs! We seem to be lost in a maze of numbers that seek to devour us by multiplying where divisions ought to be perhaps the rule. Now we shall add together all the sums of our gathered facts that we have come to understand to be truth and knowledge and to know that usually it is the case of one step forward and two steps back that keep us on in motion on this ever spinning world. Also comes the understanding as to numbers and the way peoples may be given to respond that give some an inch and they will simply take a mile though the mile was not in the offering. Sometimes it needs to be understood that indeed less can be better….